♡ Dakota ♡ (Sarcasm is my middle name)’s Reviews > Just Ridley > Status Update
♡ Dakota ♡ (Sarcasm is my middle name)
is 15% done
Ridley is dumb, like really REALLY dumb. So dumb he use a butter knife to split a rock in half.
— Jan 28, 2019 11:30AM
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♡ Dakota ♡ (Sarcasm is my middle name)
is 70% done
O.M.G... I was right! Ridley, a male, YES A MALE! Is going to have another male’s babies.
— Jan 28, 2019 02:00PM
♡ Dakota ♡ (Sarcasm is my middle name)
is 39% done
I think I found Bella Swan’s long lost brother.
— Jan 28, 2019 01:28PM
♡ Dakota ♡ (Sarcasm is my middle name)
is 10% done
He nicknamed him Gingerbread Boy?
— Jan 28, 2019 11:05AM
♡ Dakota ♡ (Sarcasm is my middle name)
is 5% done
Me: *smacks Ridley in the face* GET A GRIP!
— Jan 28, 2019 10:54AM
♡ Dakota ♡ (Sarcasm is my middle name)
is 3% done
I’m like Ridley. So damn awkward around crushes. Although I hope I don’t stare as much as he does. And preferably less drool too.
— Jan 28, 2019 10:50AM
