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mwahahahahahahahahaha sex heals! ahahahahaha

Blacky wrote: "mwahahahahahahahahaha sex heals! ahahahahaha"

lol blacky with that amount of sex she should be healed at least for a week :D

a lifetime V mwahahahahahahahah

Blacky wrote: "a lifetime V mwahahahahahahahah"

ahahhahahaha :D you know what i wonder all the time? she is not even sore.... hmmmm... pretty wide down there aren't we *giggles*

OMG ahahahahahahahahah lol V ahahahahahah I can't stop laughing XDXDXD OR! Wait for it! He's too small mwahahahahahahaha
Although she said his equipment is ginormous. From all that sex she has to be sore for godssake!

Oh yes I know of a great expression in croatian for her mwahahahahaha

Očito je totalno razvaljena ahahahahahahahahahahahah

i don't think there are words for that in english buahhahaha

omg blacky LMAO XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Blacky wrote: "OMG ahahahahahahahahah lol V ahahahahahah I can't stop laughing XDXDXD OR! Wait for it! He's too small mwahahahahahahaha
Although she said his equipment is ginormous. From all that sex she has to b..."

omg i didn't even see this! hahahhahaha maybe she was... did i miss that line?!?!?!?

Yeah I remember her saying his equipment is huge *rolls eyes* so yeah, she must have a magically healing vagina or something

Blacky wrote: "Yeah I remember her saying his equipment is huge *rolls eyes* so yeah, she must have a magically healing vagina or something"

she is a SuperVagina!

OMG ahahahahhahahhahahahhaha STOP ahahahahaha I'm laughing like crazy woman!! XDXDXD

omg i hope nobody will read this :DDDD i can't stop laughing LOL

ahahahahahah you're telling me ahahahahahahah SuperVagina Jayzus where did that come from ahahahahaha NO, actually, don't tell me ahahahahahah

well you said she has a magically healing vagina so i was thinking why don't i have sucha super-powers ?!?!!?!? so i saw vagina and super and there you go :DDDD

OMG ahahahhahahahahahahahah oh the miracle of your brain mwahahahah XDXDXDXDXD Well considering he has a SuperDick, she much have a SuperVagina, you know, to even it out :D

btw did you notice that almost all the sex scenes are with them standing up? mwahahah against the wall, in the elevator, in the stairwell, in the bathroom, in the changing booth... mwahahah I don't think there's a place where they haven't had sex XD

Blacky wrote: "OMG ahahahhahahahahahahahah oh the miracle of your brain mwahahahah XDXDXDXDXD Well considering he has a SuperDick, she much have a SuperVagina, you know, to even it out :D

btw did you notice tha..."

yes i did!!!! i thought i was delusional from all the sex but thank you for telling me i'm not a lunatic :DDDD

omg Blacky they are our SUPERVAGINA AND SUPERDICK! I LOVE TI! I WILL EVEN MAKE A NEW SHELF ONLY FOR THIS BOOK!

OMG ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah you're kidding right mwahahahahaha a supervagina/superdick shelf? oh my god ahahahahahah
are you adding 50 shades to that one mwahah

Blacky wrote: "OMG ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah you're kidding right mwahahahahaha a supervagina/superdick shelf? oh my god ahahahahahah
are you adding 50 shades to that one mwahah"

NO I AM REALLY GONNA MAKE A SHELF FOR THAT! i will even add 50shades for it not to be alone :D well do you have any other suggestion?

supersex heroes
superbanging heroes
supercoming heroes... omg that one is so her!!!!!
superhumping heroes?! ----- u love that one!

OMG woman ahahahahahahahaha you're crazy XDXDXD

I really have no idea :D SuperDick and SuperVagina sound great to me ahahahahahaha

Blacky wrote: "OMG woman ahahahahahahahaha you're crazy XDXDXD

I really have no idea :D SuperDick and SuperVagina sound great to me ahahahahahaha"

well then we will stick to the best XD

:D You know, you're tempting me to add a shelf like this one mwahahahaha but mine are so pretty and organised :SSSSSS

Blacky wrote: ":D You know, you're tempting me to add a shelf like this one mwahahahaha but mine are so pretty and organised :SSSSSS"

well i will add it :) i think it will always remember me on this conversation and always make me laugh XD

bwahah Oh I believe you on that ahahahahahh now that I think about it, I KNOW I've read some SuperD and V's before, but I just can't remember now :((((((((

Blacky wrote: "bwahah Oh I believe you on that ahahahahahh now that I think about it, I KNOW I've read some SuperD and V's before, but I just can't remember now :(((((((("

well think HARDER MISS BLACKY! XDDDDDDDDDD OMG I CAN'T STOP

mwahahahaha BUT the sad thing is, IT SO IS! You're crazy ahahahahahahahah

Blacky wrote: "
mwahahahaha BUT the sad thing is, IT SO IS! You're crazy ahahahahahahahah"


omg i did not see this!!!!! hahaha i love austin powers <3 omg blacky did you do it on purpose?

powers?!?!?!?!?!?! :DDDD

ahahahahahah :D Nope but you just reminded me of his "mojo" mwahahahahahahahah

Blacky wrote: "ahahahahahah :D Nope but you just reminded me of his "mojo" mwahahahahahahahah"

omg XD my face is hurting from all the laughing :DDD

:D I mean, this book is EPIC. It has brought so much happiness to the world, it isn't even believable :D let's make it into a movie mwahahah I would go watch it just to laugh my ass off

Blacky wrote: ":D I mean, this book is EPIC. It has brought so much happiness to the world, it isn't even believable :D let's make it into a movie mwahahah I would go watch it just to laugh my ass off"

omg i would def watch this movie! omg imagine edward and bella in this!
OMG LMAO OMG WHY DID I EVEN THINK OF THAT NOW I WILL NEVER STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

ahahahahahah are you serious? Like they could act in a movie with constant sex :O I don't think so. we'd need to find some porn stars or something :D you know, cause this movie wouldn't have any talking between them, they'd only f*ck all the time mwahahahahahahah

Blacky wrote: "ahahahahahah are you serious? Like they could act in a movie with constant sex :O I don't think so. we'd need to find some porn stars or something :D you know, cause this movie wouldn't have any ta..."

well bella and edward just stare at each other and make all those faces :D

well i don't know names of porn stars i know only movies :DDDDDD

LOL you're right abouth B and E hahahh I just can't picture her saying: "Rip them off!!" mwahahahahahah

well DUH just google the movies and voila :D

The question is, after the movie is done, how to lable it?

Parody, comedy or porn mwahahahahahah

hmmm.... we just started we already have a problem :((((

:D it'll be OK, once the book is out, the SuperVagina will be a sensation, we'll get people begging to play in our movie :D

Blacky wrote: ":D it'll be OK, once the book is out, the SuperVagina will be a sensation, we'll get people begging to play in our movie :D"

omg did you ever watch that movie "sperminator"?!?! really i am not joking hahahahahaha

Sperminator???



V, what kind of movies do you watch mwahahahahahahah

omg blacky that one is so old and so hilarious! omg! i don't think there is any copy other then on VHS ahaahhahahaha
omg you would laugh like crazy!!!! sth like parody!

LOL! Never heard of it :D but something with a title like that.... LOL!

Reminds me of this pic :D

Blacky wrote: "LOL! Never heard of it :D but something with a title like that.... LOL!

Reminds me of this pic :D"

ahhahaha basically this guy goes into porn movies and then sth happens i can't remember so he shoots people with this machine but people die while having orgasam from the impact :XDDD omg just remembering this omg LOL

oh blacky you have no idea how stupid movies exist ahahahhahah

yes I'm beginning to see that mwahahahah