ambsreads’s Reviews > Twilight > Status Update

i never realised how quickly everything in this book happened omg

i keep laughing in public someone help me

i cant believe how relaxed she is at the idea that edward could read minds honestly

i honestly can't deal with the ballet studio scene so i'm skipping that tbh

You're in a life and death situation? Don't forget to flirt with your controlling boyfriend who's got you into this mess and is trying to
protect you!

she's thinking about marriage after dating him for like a day. someone please shoot me.

i can't believe there's still more of this book

“Fine, then. I followed your scent."

Edward literally says this to Bella and she's like lmao well ok awesome totally normal and you're totally human how cool

Bella's attempt to "flirt" information out of Jacob was just so uncomfortable to read. Why did I love this book originally?!

Almost die? Don't forget to look cool after doing so! Refuse a neck brace despite hitting your head because the "cool" guy did!