Kristina’s Reviews > Claiming Their Princess > Status Update

“A bit red, but not red enough. A bright red backside now and then certainly serves to keep little girls well behaved, don’t you think?”
Naaaaaaaaaaaaah

Sounds like this magical place where all the old banded go is Dignitas?

Wow these guys are grabby

Still don't know what the banded men are but they're twins where one is only awake during the day, and the other only awake at night, so the girl GETS NO SLEEP?!?!

Her dad sounds like a real dickhead