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"The magic of the masculine oils from his body forced me to surrender as he came back up to look me in the face." Wha...??
— Nov 23, 2012 09:52AM
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Nov 23, 2012 10:03AM
I have no witty retort for that...it is just......good grief.
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I keep getting the image of the guy slipping and falling on all that 'oil'. Like a Stooges skit.
Weasel wrote: "Masculine oils are the best for pan frying."They do wonders for pan searing a nice, juicy, piece of meat.
Weasel wrote: "MLE wrote: "Weasel wrote: "Masculine oils are the best for pan frying."They do wonders for pan searing a nice, juicy, piece of meat."
Don't make me link that Japanese guy who served up his geni..."
Anything, but that! Well most anything.
Masculine oils? I might have just thrown up a little in my mouth because that sounds all kinds of not right.
♥Laddie♥ wrote: "Masculine oils? I might have just thrown up a little in my mouth because that sounds all kinds of not right."It was used more than once, too...
Weasel wrote: "Masculine oils are the best for pan frying."And for salad dressings!
Oh gawd! Y'all are KILLING me! Creamy salad dressing.
My penis oil brings all the boys to the yard...
Jason wrote: "My penis oil brings all the boys to the yard..."I bet it does. Hell it's self lubricating.
MLE wrote: "I bet it does. Hell it's self lubricating."The holy grail of poorly written m/m!
MLE wrote: "Jason wrote: "I bet it does. Hell it's self lubricating."Penis oil and ass juice. Super slip and slide.
I hope that oil doesn't smell like rotten Italian sandwiches.
it's a combination of leather, horses, rotten Italian sandwiches and dead skunk. You can't really mistake it for anything else.But like the book says...it forces you to surrender.
Jason wrote: "it's a combination of leather, horses, rotten Italian sandwiches and dead skunk. You can't really mistake it for anything else.But like the book says...it forces you to surrender."
...or pass out.
Can you pass out and throw up at the same time?
♥Laddie♥ wrote: "Can you pass out and throw up at the same time?"If I smelled that I'd be giving it my best.
Lol, please keep reading this book...the updates are hilarious
Camille wrote: "Lol, please keep reading this book...the updates are hilarious"Alas for you, but happily for me, I finished! :D
I have the best friends - they can turn an update into a party, can't they?! :D
