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Joli Mamon
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Mina : oh I'm having the same dreams as lucy,and seeing the same things as lucy.and becoming pale as lucy.and the same fog I've read about in johnsthan's journa is going into my room every nightl,soo...
Me :come on girl you can do it it ain't that hard work your brain,you know what that means
Mina : I muST BE TIRED GOTTA GO SLEEEEPZZZzzzzzz
Me : whaaaAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
— Nov 29, 2018 10:27AM
Me :come on girl you can do it it ain't that hard work your brain,you know what that means
Mina : I muST BE TIRED GOTTA GO SLEEEEPZZZzzzzzz
Me : whaaaAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
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Joli Mamon
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In sorry i called you a dumb ass Mina,though you still kinda are you didn't deserve what happened to you.
Also I'm kinda jelly that you have a hubby like Johnathan （；へ：）
— Dec 05, 2018 04:59AM
Also I'm kinda jelly that you have a hubby like Johnathan （；へ：）
Joli Mamon
is on page 288 of 399
Poor Lucyyyy （；へ：）
And poor Arthur and Johnathan and just about everyone in this book except count Asshatula.
So glad to know that being a vampire didn't change the fact that he's a massive prick.
Also the friendship between Arthur,john, and quincy are #Squad_Goals
Like,seriously,nothing in real life can even measure.
— Nov 19, 2018 11:45AM
And poor Arthur and Johnathan and just about everyone in this book except count Asshatula.
So glad to know that being a vampire didn't change the fact that he's a massive prick.
Also the friendship between Arthur,john, and quincy are #Squad_Goals
Like,seriously,nothing in real life can even measure.
Joli Mamon
is on page 133 of 399
Dr.van hellsing : Lucy is so pale
Me : Noooooo
Dr.van : She needs blood
Me : yes
Dr.van : We shall do a blood transfusion!
Me : YESSSS
John : So,is it gonna be you or me?
Me : ...?
Dr.van : You're more young so YOU should do it
Me : ???
Dr.van :No HE should do it cuz his blood is YOUNGGG
Me : ???????
Dr.Van :Time for the operation.Here dear ,have some cocaine
Me : ?!?!!?!???
— Nov 07, 2018 05:41AM
Me : Noooooo
Dr.van : She needs blood
Me : yes
Dr.van : We shall do a blood transfusion!
Me : YESSSS
John : So,is it gonna be you or me?
Me : ...?
Dr.van : You're more young so YOU should do it
Me : ???
Dr.van :No HE should do it cuz his blood is YOUNGGG
Me : ???????
Dr.Van :Time for the operation.Here dear ,have some cocaine
Me : ?!?!!?!???
Joli Mamon
is on page 116 of 399
LUCYYYYYYYYYY ( TдT )
I'm pretty sure she's the precursor of the "born pure to die" archetype.like oooh boy do the signs of death keep showing at your door.
Mina and Johnathan are #relationship_goals ⊂（♡⌂♡）⊃
And doc has way too much free time which is also more unrealistic than the supernatural.but he doesn't get any sleep unless knocked out by drugs so that gives it a bit more belivable I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— Nov 07, 2018 05:32AM
I'm pretty sure she's the precursor of the "born pure to die" archetype.like oooh boy do the signs of death keep showing at your door.
Mina and Johnathan are #relationship_goals ⊂（♡⌂♡）⊃
And doc has way too much free time which is also more unrealistic than the supernatural.but he doesn't get any sleep unless knocked out by drugs so that gives it a bit more belivable I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Joli Mamon
is on page 80 of 399
Oh boy does this book have some queer baiting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( at least for me )
Lucy sounds absolutely wonderful and all the men in this book are perfect understanding gentlemen which I find is currently the most unrealistic aspect of this book.
And crazy people are crazy
So far so good :)))
— Sep 11, 2018 11:12AM
Lucy sounds absolutely wonderful and all the men in this book are perfect understanding gentlemen which I find is currently the most unrealistic aspect of this book.
And crazy people are crazy
So far so good :)))
Joli Mamon
is on page 46 of 399
You know,when I began this book I thought that knowing all that's going to happen in it will ruin the experience of reading it,but it didn't.
Man I can actually feel the tension building in this book. even the boring first chapter was actually boring for a reason.holy shit
Am I...enjoying it ???
(spoilers : yea I am )
— Sep 08, 2018 03:48AM
Man I can actually feel the tension building in this book. even the boring first chapter was actually boring for a reason.holy shit
Am I...enjoying it ???
(spoilers : yea I am )
Joli Mamon
is on page 25 of 399
This book is pretty neat (─‿─)
pretty sure ol'Johnny has a photographic memory or something cuz boy can he remember every single detail he encountered on his trip.
Also he has no self-preservation skills which I think will come back to bite him on the ass - quite literally considering the title of the book -
— Sep 04, 2018 12:14PM
pretty sure ol'Johnny has a photographic memory or something cuz boy can he remember every single detail he encountered on his trip.
Also he has no self-preservation skills which I think will come back to bite him on the ass - quite literally considering the title of the book -
