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Joseph shook his head. “What’s with you angels and your breaking
of furniture?” His voice lowered. “Especially Andrew.”
:D

I knew it

“Joey said he thought bubbles were better than people throwing
rice because rice hurts,” she explained. “And Mommy got upset.”
“She did?”
“Yeah. She threw the bottle of bubbles at his head and asked if
that hurt.”

hehe bridezilla moments :D

“What’d you do to piss off the Gods?” I asked.
He glared at me. “Nothing.”
I waited a beat for him to get hooked on my juicy bait.
“Why?” he asked suspiciously.
“Because you sure are one bodaciously ugly dude. You must’ve
done something wrong for them to gift you with massive amounts of
body hair so thick you could braid it, and eyes so crooked I’m not sure
which to look at when I insult you.”
:D:D:D

she burst into my room without knocking and found Andrew and me in an intimate and compromising position reminiscent of the game Twister.
Also, I cannot confirm or deny that there was food involved.

bwhahaha poor firen :D