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Kristina is 49% done

"How could he say such romantic things in moments like this and still be the same guy who’d fixed her car, her trailer? Who’d hiked through the forest with her or made little wood carvings in his spare time?"
Dafuq is this kind of logic

— Nov 23, 2018 07:02AM

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Kristina’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 88% done

Unprotected sex?! Sign me up!

— Nov 23, 2018 08:11AM

Kristina is 87% done

Maybe I should Google what a tent trailer looks like

— Nov 23, 2018 08:08AM

Kristina is 86% done

"She couldn’t decide if she liked him more as man or wolf."
Ummmmmmmmmmmm.

— Nov 23, 2018 08:06AM

Kristina is 81% done

1. Oh we magic now
2. Spokesdouche

— Nov 23, 2018 07:57AM

Kristina is 75% done

Wow this took a turn

— Nov 23, 2018 07:49AM

Kristina is 73% done

You know what - you lie to me about being a werewolf, I'm not going to hold that against you.
As long as you're not like eating people or some real fucked up shit.

— Nov 23, 2018 07:44AM

Kristina is 71% done

For a researcher she's really bad at listening

— Nov 23, 2018 07:41AM

Kristina is 69% done

Do wolves have really good hearing or

— Nov 23, 2018 07:30AM

Kristina is 62% done

MY GUY. YOU ARE ASKING A WOMAN TO GIVE UP HER LIVELIHOOD FOR YOU AFTER EXACTLY ONE FUCK

— Nov 23, 2018 07:23AM

Kristina is 61% done

My guy really needs to just be honest with her now because the words currently coming out of his mouth sound hella bonkers