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Still reminding us of how bad Jamie beat Claire, I see. I suppose we're to laugh if off at this point since Jamie recited the domestic abuser's mantra ("It'll never happen again. Promise."). /s

"I totally forgive my husband beating the shit out of me for almost getting raped by the anti-Frank because the anti-Frank wants to rape my husband since he's a sadist and all. Btw my husband still enjoyed beating me (and also wanted to rape me in the middle of it) - like a sadist would. Still gonna have sex with his tender but hot Scottish highlander virgin ass, tho."

PEACHY HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL

It also doesn't help that he enjoyed it. Wtf man?

Honestly this whole marriage situation is wack a.f. b/c for someone who desperately wants to get home to her husband Claire sure is taking full advantage of letting a 23 year old virgin bang her with no restraint.

DID I JUST READ A 2 1/2 PAGE CHAPTER OF CLAIRE MEETING THE LOCH NESS MONSTER OMG

Did Jamie just pull a #notallmen?

Is this going to be a two-guys-and-a-girl relationship between Claire, Jamie, and Dougal? Is this where that's going?

Escape a hoard of rapers, get saved by the laird, get assaulted by him afterwards. Yup. Another everyone-wants-to-get-in-this-chick's-pants historical novel.