P. Kirby’s Reviews > The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue > Status Update

Monty is pathologically unable to be smart and stay out of trouble. He's cute, but TSTL.

Ebrahim teaches us that the biscuits need a good soak so that the maggots burrowed into them drown and float to the top, which is a positively scrummy thing to consider every time you tuck in.

But the maggots are where the protein is at. LOL>

Good thing Monty is sort of adorkable, because the white privilege is strong with him.

Felicity stitching up her own wound. Bad-ass! :D

"Did you say your version is a bit better than the Bible?"
"Well, the Bible's stale."

Heh.

"And then Jesus say, 'Well, watch this'--"
"Really? Well, watch this?"


Actually, I think he said, "Hold my wine and watch this." :D

Heh. Felicity is definitely growing on me.

It won't matter, she's someone's mistress. She's just a whore!

Oh, no, boy. You did not say that! Grrrrr.

"Sitting in a boat and watching an island sink slowly into the sea," I say. "What a thrill. Perhaps while we're a thousand miles from home, we'll also take in an eyeful of tea boiling."

:D

The kiss.
Monty, you're an idiot. A lovable idiot, but an idiot just the same.