Maťa’s Reviews > Blame It on Bianca Del Rio: The Expert on Nothing with an Opinion on Everything > Status Update

Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy a week in Paris and a new vibrator.

Years ago, Anne Frank called me to complain that she had no privacy and that her family and roommates refused to leave the appartment. For years! Can you imagine? I don't know boe Anne worked it out, I lost track of her.

😂😂😂

Movies that shouldn't be turn-ons

Schindler's list:
Yes, the yard scene in the concentration camp had lots of nudity, but still - these people were running for their lives, not the lube.

'I'm also fascinated how fatties manage to conceive. If the wife is the bedridden mountain of meat, how does the man find the hole? Strap a GPS to his junk?'
(That's something I'm thinking about everytime I'm watching Extreme makeovers)
And thank you very much, I'm hungry now.

Sometimes it's too much and not funny and sometimes it's fucking hillarious. Maybe I should try to find an audiobook because I love Bianca.