Jeremy Maddux’s Reviews > Tenderbear Goes Apeshit > Status Update

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'Hey Regan, you really fucked up And now you’re out the door You won’t be wiping your ass With Krap-Wad no more You’re fired, you’re through, you’re done Now drive into a fucking ditch For this is Handjob Krapowitz III So say goodbye to my dick, you bitch.'

"Asiago cheese doesn’t do a damn thing for me, penis-wise. Speaking of my lobknobbber, I want to thrust it into your love furrow.”