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Kristina is 78% done

You are seriously having this conversation right now like you have time for this

— Aug 18, 2018 05:31PM

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Kristina is 85% done

“Now how about we go put another baby inside you. Make it twins.”
1. Lol
2. Is he still that creepy pale demon thing?!

— Aug 18, 2018 05:43PM

Kristina is 84% done

So they're just having this conversation while he's still a creepy pale demon thing?

— Aug 18, 2018 05:40PM

Kristina is 70% done

You are remarkably chill about this stranger reading your mind

— Aug 18, 2018 05:21PM

Kristina is 61% done

This motherfucker had the temerity to ask if the baby is his

— Aug 18, 2018 05:09PM

Kristina is 58% done

Omglol he bought a house to keep a mistress in

— Aug 18, 2018 05:06PM

Kristina is 57% done

Should she be riding a motorcycle while pregnant

— Aug 18, 2018 05:04PM

Kristina is 54% done

You are in a hospital - I'm pretty sure it has pregnancy tests

— Aug 18, 2018 05:01PM

Kristina is 45% done

"Knives were terrible objects, doing more damage than a gun in a lot of cases."
Wtf is this nonsense

— Aug 18, 2018 04:49PM

Kristina is 37% done

"The truth was Theo had simply been Googling “best locations to go on a date” in his area" what were the other choices my guy

— Aug 18, 2018 04:36PM

Kristina is 37% done

Funland!!

— Aug 18, 2018 04:35PM

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