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THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED TO HAPPEN JESUS CHRIST

The fourth story was overwhelming in a different but much more pleasant way. I hope this book ends well. I feel like I need a cigarette after this. It's too bad I don't smoke. Maybe another version of me does. Oh, Lord, now I've started doing it...

ARE WE IN THE LIMITED DIMENSION. I AM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS HERE. THANKS KRISTIN I HATE IT (but I actually love it)

I hated every single bit of that third choice story and I am so glad it is over. God, what an uncomfortable experience that was. Props to Kristin for being able to write like this, but also, holy shit my dude what is wrong with you.

Oh, this is so disconcerting. Good Lord.

CAN SOMEONE JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO AUNT MAGNOLIA PLEASE

What is happening good lord this was my respite while I try to boil eggs for the first time ever and now I'm twice as confused. I like doorways in bowling lanes and gigantic fish tanks about as much as these eggs right now.

Oh my god. Is this going to be, like, 4 different stories with four different endings? I love it, but also, WHAT WAS IVY GOING TO TELL JANE? I MUST KNOW.

I cannot read Colin's name without picturing Colin Hanks. I don't know why. Maybe it's his pleasant yet vague demeanor? It needs more thought.