Jane’s Reviews > The Da Vinci Code > Status Update

Hoo boy we've got the guidebook out again.

Gary Stu scores. Sort of.

"Langdon felt himself flush." Because, HE IS A TOILET.

"We are beginning to sense the need to restore the sacred feminine." The pure BS of statements like this astounds me.

T-Bing felt the truth come crashing down on him in excruciating Austerity.

Just had a thought. Maybe it's written T-Bing.

"The Grail is not mocking you - she is calling out to a worthy soul." Gary Stu's Inner Goddess, obvs.

No. I really don't think it's a good idea to do a backstory dump during the climax of the novel.

"Tebing's heart turned grave, then resolute." BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Seriously DB WE'RE NOT THAT IMPRESSED BY A KNIGHTHOOD I mean look at the people they give them to.