Addison’s Reviews > Deadlocked > Status Update

Okay, more weight issues! Stop calling this girl Plump. It's not her name and it's not okay just because she's an eeeevil werewolf. Writing a character as a villain DOES NOT give an excuse to be a dick and decide their entire personality should be "SHE'S KIND OF FAT. ALSO, EVIL."

Huh, so on page we have Sookie complaining about how she's totally too fat for her outfit, while the vampire wearing the same outfit looks amaaaazing (that bitch) but then on the next page we have her telling us they're the same exact build. That makes no sense.

I'm like 70% through the book, is the actual plot going to show up soon or am I going to be stuck reading about someone checking her emails?

Huh, so it appears Charlaine Harris has forgotten to give Eric a personality for this book! That's disappointing. Oh, and the book is exceptionally boring. I must say though, I kind of love the fae with their casual cannibalism and killing deers with their bare hands. I can I get a book about them instead of Sookie's massive bitchiness?

Huh, so it appears Charlaine Harris has forgotten to give Eric a personality for this book! That's disappointing. Oh, and the book is exceptionally boring. I must say though, I kind of love the fae with their casual cannibalism and killing deers with their bare hands. I can I get a book about them instead of Sookie's massive bitchiness?

Huh, so it appears Charlaine Harris has forgotten to give Eric a personality for this book! That's disappointing. Oh, and the book is exceptionally boring. I must say though, I kind of love the fae with their casual cannibalism and killing deers with their bare hands. I can I get a book about them instead of Sookie's massive bitchiness?

Huh, so it appears Charlaine Harris has forgotten to give Eric a personality for this book! That's disappointing. Oh, and the book is exceptionally boring. I must say though, I kind of love the fae with their casual cannibalism and killing deers with their bare hands. I can I get a book about them instead of Sookie's massive bitchiness?

Can I take a minute to sigh that I was legit happy our library had this available in Large Print? YES, NO EYE STRAIN! Moving on, I think my biggest problem with this book so far that the last one was so bad that I don't remember shit about what happened. It's like I blocked the whole thing out. There was uh, vampire stuff? Murder? Elvis? I HAVE NO IDEA.