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"Rule of Narrative:
Avoid using gratuitous foreshadowing about future plot events. Especially when it interferes with the story. And when it's about vampires."

""I need to borrow your car for the evening."

"Why?"

At the moment I can't think of a lie. Truth, oh truth, don't fail me now. "Well, quite frankly, I need to hide a monkey." "

"A Rule for Compelling Narrative:
When the story slows down, add a monkey and see what happens."