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Simon
is 52% done
"The politicians loved small towns. They thought all we did was sit around eating apple pie and waving flags in our churches. They didn't like to think about everyone taking opiates and working bad jobs and living in a constant state of fear."
— Apr 03, 2018 04:18PM
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Simon
is 39% done
"Men do not have a language for loneliness, so they turn to violence and sports, in that order. They cannot cry, so they blow things up instead."
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— Apr 03, 2018 10:28AM
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Simon
is 36% done
"Every time a man meets a woman, he should have to give her $5. He should have to give her $5 and say, 'I'm sorry.' Then he should never talk again."
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— Apr 03, 2018 10:21AM
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