Sara ➽ Ink Is My Sword’s Reviews > Ball Peen Hammer > Status Update

They are gonna fuck but in the role play the girl has had already like 7 orgasms HOW IS SHE NOT DEAD YET?

"Keane's body is bending and twisting now, undulating like an upright worm along with the song."

My imagination, kills the sexy mood apparently:

How the main guy keeps calling women:"I guess the pickles the puppets and the earthquake-sensing-dogs (aka bitches) in your target demo easy to please.."

How our main girl sees him:"...women deserving the same kind of sexual satisfaction as men is about gender equality in its own way. Whether you know it or not, you're an advocate of female empowerment, Keane. You truly are a feminist."

🙃?

I swear if she fucks him I am gonna be so mad. Which is funny because is a 384 page romance, so it will happen but still. I am living for the whole REJECTION vibes.

"You keep a woman sexually satisfied, she is not going anywhere, ever, because women are biologically wired for monogamy."

"And you know what women do when they're grateful, don't you?"

"Still rolling your eyes at me, baby doll? Yeah. Didn't think so."

ACTUALLY, I AM STILL ROLLING MY EYES!!

Why am I picking up so many bad books lately? WHY.