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"I was actively making an effort to behave in a way I thought good boyfriends were supposed to act. I was being considerate, attentive, deferring to her wishes and not pushing for anything-so generally being a giant pussy-and letting her call all the shots."

I DECLARE MYSELF A FAN OF GIANT PUSSIES THEN.

"I let out a breath that I felt like I had been holding for a hundred years."

no fucking way.

This has passed from hilariously upsetting to hilariously ridiculous.

The cherry on top my friends.

"I made a mistake but it could have been worse but it could have been so much worse and I hope you can sincerely forgive me."

Rule giving lessons on how to bullshit apologizing

"I really was an asshole;..."

Am I the only one who is worried about the possibility of him carrying STD's. Like seriously.

"She bristled like a wet cat..."

c r i n g i n g

"Her eyes flashed emerald sparks..."

Someone, please tell me I am not the only one who able to flash sparks with my eyes.🙄