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Tiffany is 35% done

I want a no limit debit card too.

— Jul 18, 2012 12:05PM

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Tiffany’s Previous Updates

Tiffany is 88% done

Bow to the queen!

— Jul 22, 2012 02:19AM

Tiffany is 76% done

Tiny Tim + Luke Skywalker = Val

— Jul 21, 2012 01:43AM

Tiffany is 62% done

Keep your appendages where I can see them.

— Jul 20, 2012 02:32PM

Tiffany is 41% done

I hate the Seer less.

— Jul 19, 2012 11:20AM

Tiffany is 22% done

Fuck seers. I hate seers. Hasn't been hip since Shakespeare.

— Jul 14, 2012 01:51AM

Tiffany is 18% done

Tractor beam bzzzzzz!!

— Jul 12, 2012 07:55PM

Tiffany is 8% done

Slow going. Weird yet cliche concepts. Getting used to the bland writing style.

— Jul 11, 2012 10:11PM

Tiffany is 5% done

Who calls someone a witch anymore?

— Jul 10, 2012 12:01AM

Tiffany is 3% done

Bulb head, cat, fungus aliens. Not impressed with the writing.

— Jul 08, 2012 11:58PM

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