Sean Gibson’s Reviews > Oathbringer > Status Update

Hmmm...well then.

If I had a shardblade, I would totally do that trick where I made it look like it was going in one of my ears before I pulled it out the other. Because that would clearly be its highest and best use.

Jeez, Dalinar--for a murderous slayer of men, you can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?

Look, I love Sanderson, and he's amazing, and this book is good, but we really might need to do an editorial intervention here...this is a good 1200 page book that could be an amazing 900 page book...

What has two left feet and is stupid enough to read three 1000+ page books simultaneously?

THIS GUY.

I was wondering when she was going to pop back up...

I could really use some Plate. Or, at least, a plate--putting food directly into my hands is just kind of messy.

Totally with you that it would be creepy to have Syl sitting on the eadboard shouting encouragement and advice while you're throwing the old hot dog down a hallway, Kal...

I hereby join the other eleventy-billion people starting this book today.