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Other research efforts have been focused on squeaking of the doors and windows from the building. In spite of the important intellectual and physical resources allocated, people have yet to fully uncover the cause for the squeaking. It has thus been concluded, that an extraterrestrial technology must've been used, so that any two surfaces connected by a hinge may squeak regardless of temperature, pressure or volume.
— Jan 12, 2018 12:48PM
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All six doors were closed to prevent excessive ventilation. They had been opened only once, at the president's visit in 1962. That had been a rather unpleasant event, as the air currents had caused one door to suddenly bang close, hitting one ass kisser in the face. Said ass kisser had eventually become the Minister of Transportation, and promptly ordered those doors to be closed for all eternity.
— Jan 13, 2018 12:17PM
