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Sup G? Its all about the pace playa. Im pimp pacing fo' end of 2017, yo. How you livin'?
— Dec 29, 2017 09:55PM
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white dog turds are the CREE-C R A W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W STHQ46JW46IWTnw46jw5757k^wrym*tuty4$eatbe-÷/`+=_`46?
— Dec 26, 2017 10:16AM
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I'm going to start the "Douglas Hackle's Next Book Better Win The Wonderland Book Of The Year Award Or Else" Fan Club. Who wants to be Vice President?
— Dec 21, 2017 08:22PM
Frank
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This is like a Douglas Jackie book on crack but the crack is made of snickerdoodles. Only the snickerdoodles are made with the final 17 seconds of the life of Clara Barton, the woman who demanded to know where the beef was in an insanely successful 80s fast food hamburger chain marketing campaign.
— Dec 20, 2017 08:02PM
Frank
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I sorta started 2017 reading Hackle so I might as well sorta end the year reading Hackle.
— Dec 19, 2017 08:59PM
