Kyle’s Reviews > The Lord of the Rings > Status Update

I couldn't resist. I actually think it is well-researched. I actually think it's interesting. It has actually used words I was not familiar with. *gasp* I know, is that even possible??????? No, the only thing that has been incorrect so far is saying that Shelob is a spider. She's in SPIDER-FORM! Duh. Huge difference. Spiders do not have stingers, horns, or many-clustered eyes. They have two eyes. Duh. Fail.