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"well im American," says jane, "and im kind of offended by the poem now that im hearing it. my ancestors were not wretched refuse!"

wow i hate this line a lot? like way to miss the point of that poem, jane

i think i need a visual image of what a secretive expression on a frog looks like. i cannot visualize that on my own.

it's like a choose ur own adventure moment, except i don't actually get to choose, we're just gonna do all of them