Shannon’s Reviews > The Hunt > Status Update

Ha. I figured that's who he was right around the time Gene found the journal.

Even if the boat is there, just swim across to the other bank! Or did you forget that vampires drown?

Well, that escalated quickly.

My advice? Find some way to burn the library down.

So, I just thought of something. The vampires don't drink water, they don't shower because they don't sweat (what about their hair?), they don't wash their hands (only use sanitizer), they don't flush their toilets. What about washing clothes, dishes, or ANYTHING, huh? Do they just throw stuff away after one use? This whole "no water" thing is driving me nuts, especially since the school had a freakin' swimming pool.

URINAL SCENE. WE HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT THE VAMPIRES DO, IN FACT, URINATE.

I can't believe he's lying to them like this. And what's the point? Why give them false hope? He's such a little shit.

I look at her blankly. "What's a 'name'?" I ask.

What? You've been calling the vamp girl "Ashley June" for the whole book and you claim you don't know what a name is? This doesn't even make sense.

Wow, this girl is desperate. It's kind of unattractive. Also, now I'm REALLY wondering about vampire physiology again. Do they get boners? Because I'm suspecting the main character is about to get a boner.

So you're all being tied up with leather straps and you notice someone has a knife hidden under their shirt and you think it's a good idea to not say anything? This isn't going to go well, methinks.

She picks up a long ruler and uses it to indicate a circular trapdoor on the ground that looks very much like a manhole.

There has to be a sewer system and toilets. How else would the main character go to the bathroom? They would smell his urine and poop if he just did it wherever. The vamps eat meat (and ice cream apparently) so they must poop. This is important. I need to know if the vampires poop!