Joshua Gross’s Reviews > Everyone Knows Your Mother Is a Witch > Status Update

Where would she be without Christoph there to go on and on about sausages??

"Lorenz is a chest-thumping dolt who quivers with fear of a skinny old woman, is what I’m saying. But a chest-thumping dolt who I have to rely on to bring me crackers."

Thirty years war - they're throwing the men out the castle windows

"Young people are so stupid"

It was King Edgar the peaceful who's sudden death was foretold by a comet 975 AD

Well, at least the cow is alive

"To love others is to suffer"

Oh and Susannah is ill with pregnancy. I'm starting to think this woman might actually be a witch

Ooh! Wolpertingers! I was just catching these for brewfest on world of warcraft

That cow isn't doing great either