Status Update

Melissa is 48% done

In what world is she the smartest and wisest person??????????

— Nov 03, 2026 06:26AM

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Melissa’s Previous Updates

Melissa is 93% done

It’s spiked I just know it

— 19 hours, 49 min ago

Melissa is 86% done

Ummm is there’s gonna be conflict or something?

— Nov 04, 2026 08:17AM

Melissa is 84% done

I’m guessing something’s gonna happened I just don’t know what it is

— Nov 04, 2026 07:51AM

Melissa is 80% done

WHAT?? Your daughter is telling you she’s dating THE RUSSIAN MAFIA HEIR and you’re like umm that’s amazing! Pleaaaaaase

— Nov 04, 2026 07:31AM

Melissa is 35% done

Shot the fuck talks like that?

— Nov 02, 2026 03:55PM

Melissa is 33% done

Oh no

— Nov 02, 2026 03:45PM

Melissa is 22% done

Ugh I HATE that repetitive inner monologue, I got it okay? Jeremy is the devil and you NEVER would’ve done that ugh grow up

— Nov 02, 2026 03:28PM

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