Status Update

gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸} is on page 155 of 320

i was gonna say artemis is fine shyt but then i remembered he’s 12 in this book

— Nov 03, 2026 04:11AM

5 likes · Like flag

gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸}’s Previous Updates

gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸} is on page 198 of 320

i’m thinking he made all this dwarf lore up just so he could make fart jokes

— 3 hours, 19 min ago

gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸} is on page 194 of 320

“Get a move on, Mulch Diggums, before that Mud Man gets up and rearranges your innards.”

don’t threaten him with a good time

(also i picture butler as the bodyguard from miraculous)

— 3 hours, 28 min ago

gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸} is on page 180 of 320

‘Oww!’

‘Sorry. Small charge.’

‘You could have warned me.’

‘I’ll give you a big kiss later, you baby. I thought dwarfs were tough.’

‘We are tough. I’ll show you just how tough when I get back.’

omggg the tension 😍 😍 😍 (no i’m not delusional leave me alone)

— 12 hours, 52 min ago

gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸} is on page 180 of 320

ik ive been saying this, but i’m ACTUALLY locking in now

— 12 hours, 55 min ago

gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸} is on page 180 of 320

mulch x foaly enemies to lovers fanfic NOW. 💳 💵

— Nov 04, 2026 04:28AM

gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸} is on page 179 of 320

“adult book” what do u mean by that 🤨 what do u mean by that?

— Nov 03, 2026 12:43PM

gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸} is on page 147 of 320

it’s embarrassing how long it’s taking me to read this