Lara’s Reviews > My Cousin Rachel > Status Update
Lara
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"Rachel is an amazing woman, she fascinates me, I never want her to leave, could this be love?"
*finds scrap of unfinished letter in deceased uncle's coat w/passing mention of concern for Rachel*
"OMG she's a klepto spendthrift who may have murdered my uncle when he stopped funding her luxurious lifestyle! Clearly I should deal with this by glaring at her and wrestling with my attraction to her!"
— Jun 21, 2017 08:37AM
*finds scrap of unfinished letter in deceased uncle's coat w/passing mention of concern for Rachel*
"OMG she's a klepto spendthrift who may have murdered my uncle when he stopped funding her luxurious lifestyle! Clearly I should deal with this by glaring at her and wrestling with my attraction to her!"
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Lara
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"I'm a strapping young bachelor, and I've lived with my bachelor uncle my whole life, and then he ran off to Italy for his health or whatever and married distant cousin Rachel, then he died, and now she's coming here. Now it's going to be all flowers and tea and antimacassars, yuck! Why no, I don't have issues with women, why do you ask?" Ah, Daphne DuMaurier. You knew what a bro was before it was a thing.
— Jun 20, 2017 12:02PM
