Enigma’s Reviews > The Dark Lord's Guide to Honeymooning (and Other Acts of Tyranny) > Status Update

This book is tiring.

Please... end all ready

Alchemist is my favourite character

I would've liked it more if they had just... oh, I don't know.... TALK?!

FINALLY HALFWAY THROUGH

no words. ABSOLUTELY NO WORDS, could explain how much rage I'm feeling right now.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

ARABELLA

JUST FUCKING TELL HIMTHE TRUTH IT AINT THAT HARD YOU MOTHERFUCKING—

This could've been all avoided if ARABELLA JUST TOLD HIM THE MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH!!!!!!

Love the story and all

I do have a itty bitty complaint, tho

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BOOK SO LONG???