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Mars ⋆˙⟡♡
is on page 186 of 368
i didn’T KNOw I WaS THE LeADIng lAdY oR thE FinAL giRL
Who else would it be Captain Oblivious??? Also Heart Eyes? Heart Eyes? This book just has to be satire. I am hate reading this because I own the physical or else it would’ve been a DNF as soon as she said Heart Eyes.
— Sep 10, 2026 10:28PM
Who else would it be Captain Oblivious??? Also Heart Eyes? Heart Eyes? This book just has to be satire. I am hate reading this because I own the physical or else it would’ve been a DNF as soon as she said Heart Eyes.
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Mars ⋆˙⟡♡
is on page 204 of 368
Really? Flirting and mind-fucking each other while someone is literally dying in front of you?? I’m tired of this…
— Sep 16, 2026 11:55PM
Mars ⋆˙⟡♡
is on page 118 of 368
If they were flirting in front of me while a killer is on the loose, I’d just accept that I’m dying.
— Aug 31, 2026 11:09PM