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“As all writers must, she contemplated law school.” 😆

“Ethical non-monogamy had become the Birkenstock sandal of relationships statuses - ubiquitous but still frankly unattractive.”

“It was funny how kids wanted to work. They didn’t relax the way adults did…. Instead they took on enormous and futile projects as if they were jobs.”

“Language can be so contagious.”

“Aren’t you precocious.”
“Just literate.”

“In some ways, becoming a mother turned Bailey into a child all over again.”

“His heart was in the right place, but the rest of his body was always 30 minutes behind.” He

“The bus is basically the dark web for children.”

"[She] had spent a hundred French classes pretending to order in a cafe. She knew all about Croque Monsieur and Croque Madame."

yup

“One of the real perils of New England in the summer was the risk of dying of annoyance over how often people talked about corn.”