Reg’s Reviews > Teenage Diaries: Then & Now > Status Update

'my whole life is treading water' That's deep, Melissa. That's deep.

I like Melissa a lot better as an adult.

'That date didn't go very well.' Yeah, I'm not surprised. And not because of the Tourette's.

Dear god, he named his kid after football.

'that's how I was raised' is such a piss-poor excuse

"foster homes are just as good as being adopted" lolololololololol no. This kid's an idiot. Can we go back to Amanda? I liked Amanda.