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João Santos
is 69% done
Welp, that's another hellish image for the pile.
I'm not at a real risk of vomiting during work hours or anything...
— 9 hours, 35 min ago
I'm not at a real risk of vomiting during work hours or anything...
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João Santos
is 61% done
It's been almost a week since this book showed me an image so nightmarish and haunting I'm still not quite over it
Flipping the coin, I also see these last 30 or so pages have been almost, dare I say it, positive.
This can only mean Cormac McCarthy has his scope pointed right at my forehead and he thinks I won't notice.
— Aug 16, 2026 06:44PM
Flipping the coin, I also see these last 30 or so pages have been almost, dare I say it, positive.
This can only mean Cormac McCarthy has his scope pointed right at my forehead and he thinks I won't notice.
João Santos
is 32% done
Letting out a defeated "man..." every 10 minutes, broken off by an exasperated gasp and a tight grip on the nads every 30.
— Aug 10, 2026 06:10AM