Jim’s Reviews > The Milagro Beanfield War > Status Update

Abby Tedesky had what would have to be described as a "very traumatic experience" In Milagro. The minute her swish Cardinal crimson rent-a-car floated like a cruising shark into town, the inhabitants pegged her fo either a flim-flam woman, a traveling puta, or Kyril Montana's other half, a lady cop, and, beginning with a pebble pelting by Mercedes Rael, they acted more or less accordingly.

When she had a pile of seven, Stella gutted and skinned and cleaned the rabbits as unconcernedly as she has denuded and disemboweled the roosters. After that, drenched to the elbows in bunny gore, she sat down and smoked a cigarette with a placid, beautiful look on her broad face, a look so queer and detached it made Herbie's testicles whimper as they shrank up higher into his shriveled scrotum.

He actually occasionally wanted this beanfield thing to blow up into something where he would wind up walking out his front door with a rifle blazing, only t be riddled for once and for all by their fucking bullets in return.