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Dillan is 70% done

i just heard the words "sultry sex kitten" which was immediately followed by "tres sigh" and i dont know how not to laugh at that

— 14 hours, 34 min ago

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Dillan’s Previous Updates

Dillan is 92% done

jesus fucking christ why do any of that??

— 12 hours, 25 min ago

Dillan is 84% done

hahahaha, fucking brad

— 12 hours, 48 min ago

Dillan is 66% done

FUCK HIM!! what a dick, he's not worth it hannah, dump his ass

— 14 hours, 46 min ago

Dillan is 63% done

what did fall out boy do to you??

— 14 hours, 57 min ago

Dillan is 54% done

"just go swim really fast, okay!?" sick burn dude (fuck this is so funny)

— 15 hours, 22 min ago

Dillan is 50% done

gosh reading this is like reading an original story on wattpad back when there was no ads

— 15 hours, 36 min ago

Dillan is 32% done

not annapolis catching strays lol

— 16 hours, 36 min ago

Dillan is 29% done

spencah

— 16 hours, 46 min ago

Dillan is 16% done

lolol oh my god thats such a stupid line holy shit

— 17 hours, 24 min ago

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