laine’s Reviews > Fifty Shades of Grey > Status Update
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my own personal christian grey flavored popsicle
do u think god stays in heaven bc he too fears what he has created?
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do u think god stays in heaven bc he too fears what he has created?
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laine
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hes fingering her with his thumb. u cannot make this shit up man. this is so bad 😭
— Jul 30, 2026 02:59PM
laine
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oh my god. ‘i fuck. hard.’ if a man said this to me? id be laughing my ass off. okay king. pop off.
— Jul 30, 2026 01:50PM
laine
is 15% done
all this pearl clutching and yet so far this book is 1. hilarious and 2. nowhere near the worst book ive read. some of yall are pu$$ies lol.
— Jul 29, 2026 04:40PM