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Melissa is 31% done

ah, yes, men suck. Indeed.

— 11 hours, 47 min ago

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Melissa is 63% done

His body tried to exhale carbon monoxide X'D

— 10 hours, 36 min ago

Melissa is 51% done

Delulu Sarah is delulu

— 10 hours, 58 min ago

Melissa is 47% done

And the man (Victor) is also racist (and wrong)... Flattened nose and he guesses middle eastern? when the stereotype is the exact opposite for noses

— 11 hours, 4 min ago

Melissa is 32% done

I'm sorry my suspension of belief is not enough to accept that time keeping was invented only 6000 years ago. what.

— 11 hours, 17 min ago

Melissa is 32% done

I'm sorry my suspension of belief is not enough to accept that time keeping was invented only 6000 years ago. what.

— 11 hours, 39 min ago

Melissa is 20% done

spoiler alert! the wife gets fridged right away XD

— Jul 30, 2026 04:34AM

Melissa is 16% done

can't believe they invented the patriarchy before time keeping

— Jul 29, 2026 08:46PM

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