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Simon is 31% done

If only they had waited for nightfall, the rest of the plot presumably wouldn't have happened.

— Jul 25, 2026 10:04AM

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Simon is 40% done

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Simon is 38% done

— Jul 27, 2026 02:55PM

Simon is 35% done

— Jul 26, 2026 02:46PM

Simon is 34% done

At least all of this killing means I have to keep track of fewer names.

— Jul 25, 2026 01:03PM

Simon is 30% done

— Jul 24, 2026 03:40PM

Simon is 27% done

— Jul 22, 2026 03:06PM

Simon is 25% done

— Jul 17, 2026 04:08PM

Simon is 22% done

— Jul 12, 2026 03:10PM

Simon is 21% done

Ok so when I said that everyone had an amazing sex life I did not yet know about the satanists' ritual rape.

— Jul 12, 2026 06:04AM

Simon is 18% done

At least everyone in this book has an amazing sex life.

— Jul 11, 2026 03:37PM

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