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Bailey S. is on page 71 of 320

I’m not sure I can make it past “mother’s younger brother watches Evelyn strip and touch herself then falls out of the closet and jizzes all over her”. What the fuck.

Also completely inaccurate corset descriptions hello??

— Jul 24, 2026 07:48PM

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Bailey S. is on page 154 of 320

JP Morgan sincerely tries to convince Henry Ford that magic is real and admits that he stole an entire mummy from Egypt while I’m wondering what does any of this have to do with the plot

— 4 hours, 6 min ago

Bailey S. is on page 96 of 320

I could have done without the descriptions of the indigenous people “fornicating like dogs” on the boat tbh

— Jul 25, 2026 11:54AM

Bailey S. is on page 58 of 320

“Pardon me, have you got a moment? My name is Dr. Sigmund Freud.”

— Jul 24, 2026 04:04PM