Tina’s Reviews > Everything I Know About Love > Status Update

Girl it’s been a week and he’s a self proclaimed guru 🫩 did therapy teach you nothing

I know it’s not about Farley but I need the tea bc wtf happened?? New fear unlocked omg

Aww wait she’s so self aware I’m so proud of her 🥲

Why is there a recipe for scrambled eggs 💀 do people really need instructions for that in Britain

What do you mean you love him you met him 5 hours ago 😭😭😭😭

I knew she was gonna kiss him 🫩

How is she STILL going over to random men’s’ apartments with no money or way to get home and without telling anyone 💀 like it’s one thing as a drunk 19 year old but girl you’re 25 now get it together

Where is she finding these men 😭😭 i thought the underwear stealer was bad enough wdym this dude can’t have sex if his roommate isn’t watching them

Well no duh she’s single girl why would you ever want someone that actively likes Morrissey 😭 and I say that as a smiths fan like a man that likes Morrissey sounds awful

I’m not sure I’ve ever heard an American accent described as wonderful but like I’ll take it 💀