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That one Snail (Melo)
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We have officially jumped the shark on half of the plot
— Jul 15, 2026 02:42PM
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That one Snail (Melo)
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I am unreasonably mad about Eve not making it :(
— Jul 15, 2026 03:16PM
That one Snail (Melo)
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Why am i actually beginning to like Savannah and Rohan in the very last 100 pages lol
— Jul 15, 2026 02:30PM
That one Snail (Melo)
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If that is Emily i will commit a murder
— Jul 15, 2026 12:26PM
That one Snail (Melo)
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And yet Mattias Slater remains THE BEST of these batshit insane men
— Jul 15, 2026 12:06PM
That one Snail (Melo)
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My wonderful girls and their batshit insane men
— Jul 15, 2026 12:03PM
That one Snail (Melo)
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Mattias Slater is very close to being my favourite love interest of this entire book series.
— Jul 15, 2026 11:33AM
That one Snail (Melo)
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Savannah Grayson you are the biggest fucking hypocrite on the face of the earth
— Jul 15, 2026 11:28AM
That one Snail (Melo)
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"And I'm still a believer but i don't know why" but it's me watching Rohan bring up Jameson unprompted a ridiculous amount of times
— Jul 15, 2026 11:22AM