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Ok so they’re at the Bolshoi for the orchestra and it’s filled with excrement and poop water because it’s part of the Moscow sewage system. Audience is hooked up to oxygen tanks and the show goes on, playing music under 20 meters of poop water. This book is actually brilliant
— 18 hours, 23 min ago
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Paul
is on page 185 of 422
Stalin’s sons are sissies/cross dressers…did not see that coming. I was wondering why this book was burned in protest after publication. This may be a reason?
— 7 hours, 37 min ago
Paul
is on page 145 of 422
An intensely strange and creative book. Truly impossible to predict where it’s going next.
— Jul 14, 2026 12:49PM