Joseph’s Reviews > Dungeon Crawler Carl > Status Update

There are lava spitting llamas that are also merchants

Lmfao the fucking cat is stronger and smarter than Carl

GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk
Strength: 11
Constitution: 2
Dexterity: 8
Charisma: 25

Current stats
Strength: 6
Intelligence: 3
Constitution: 5
Dexterity: 5
Charisma: 4

Goblins
Muderdozer- steam powered, crushed and chops things (like that crop plow from cars but driven by goblins)
Lvl 2: pineapple on a stick, spunky (green PPAP guy)
Lvl 3: engineer, pot hat, incels, angry, attacks women first (like Andrew Tate supporters)

Mordecai: Guildmaster, lvl 50 shape shifter, currently rat hooligan

The narrator of the audio book needs a raise