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Joshua Gross is 54% done

Omg the voices chief's story is so aggravating to read

— 2 hours, 34 min ago

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Joshua Gross is 46% done

"It was resting on the poop rails."

He has mentioned the poop (deck) about a thousand times so far but this is the funniest instance

— 12 hours, 14 min ago

Joshua Gross is 42% done

That was nice of Aslan to somehow magically give him new clothes

— 12 hours, 23 min ago

Joshua Gross is 42% done

Oh it got so much worse

— 12 hours, 24 min ago

Joshua Gross is 41% done

Eustace shedding his skin was really gross

— 12 hours, 26 min ago

Joshua Gross is 38% done

Watch out for ejaculating sailors!

— 12 hours, 34 min ago

Joshua Gross is 36% done

CS Lewis admits it sounds shocking that dragon Eustace decided to eat the dead dragon. Yes. Yes it is!

— 12 hours, 39 min ago

Joshua Gross is 34% done

Eustace might have been captured by savages!

— 12 hours, 45 min ago

Joshua Gross is 33% done

Like Smaug, this is a proper Oxford treasure- hording dragon

— 12 hours, 56 min ago

Joshua Gross is 33% done

Eustace seems like he might be on the spectrum

— 12 hours, 58 min ago

Joshua Gross is 32% done

Another sudden POV change

— 13 hours, 7 min ago

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