Crystal Land’s Reviews > Wed to the Barbarian > Status Update

So our barbarian is teaching our soft prince how to make bread. They're kneading the dough together and I'm not sure if this is intended to be a sweet moment or a sensual one, but all I can think about is the fact that a few seconds before they'd both been handling a gross little baby bird and they definitely didn't wash up.
I don't think I'm cut out for this book. Bailing before I sink any more time into it.