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Samantha
is 15% done
Okay but if a man like THAT called me wife and wanted to claim me, I wouldn’t argue. Tf you’re doing girly?!
AND you got MY spirit animal as a familiar?! I’ll trade you places right tf now!
— Jul 09, 2026 02:05PM
AND you got MY spirit animal as a familiar?! I’ll trade you places right tf now!
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Samantha
is 53% done
This man overthrew an entire kingdom just to get his girl a summer palace and men out here be doing the bare fucking minimum. Romance is dead. 🪦
— 13 hours, 28 min ago