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😅“Are you saying you have a perfectly chiselled V-cut?”
“I’m not sure that’s any of your business.”
“What if someone asks? I should know for verisimilitude.”[…]
“You can say I’m a gentleman and we haven’t got that far.”
“You”—I gave a thwarted sigh—“are a terrible fake boyfriend.”
“I’m building fake anticipation.”
“You’d better be fake worth it.”
“I am.”
— 15 hours, 44 min ago
“I’m not sure that’s any of your business.”
“What if someone asks? I should know for verisimilitude.”[…]
“You can say I’m a gentleman and we haven’t got that far.”
“You”—I gave a thwarted sigh—“are a terrible fake boyfriend.”
“I’m building fake anticipation.”
“You’d better be fake worth it.”
“I am.”
